Then I seemed to see a row of black dots appear along that ridge - human heads?...
Conversation About My New Prof. Pic
Marissa: btw. GROSSIEST PROFILE PICTURE EVER.
Hannah (me): Thanks ♥
M: why Hannah? WHY???????????!!!!!!
H: 'Cause it's amazing, and it's a goats head that was in the meat section at the grocery store ♥
M: It's not amazing. It's like....... rotting
H: Which makes it beautiful...♥
M: CHOOO WRONG GIRL, o so wrong
H: Yes, but it's ok, you've just yet to realize it's full potential...it's like a butterfly emerging from it's meaty cocoon. ♥
M: SMH. S....M.... HEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAD
No one can make you feel inferior without your consent.” - Eleanor...
A prophet doesn’t have any brains. They are good to have, of course, for...
Apparently it’s in my job description to be a third wheel whenever I’m with my friends. Good times. [/sarcasm]
Dear Fashion Industry, Why did you invent Skinny Jeans and why are they so popular? Every time I try on a pair that’s in my size I can barely get them past my calves, let alone my thighs. I tried on a pair this past week and I still couldn’t understand how these jeans came to be so popular. Then I came to a realization. Skinny jeans aren’t actually made for women or girls with...
It can’t rain all the time.” - Eric Draven, The Crow
Practice Makes Perfect
I really have to practice at not giving a fuck. ‘Nough Said.
You will never find what you’re looking for in love, until you love...– (via allicandoiskeepbreathingnow)
No, you’re not my family, okay? I don’t want to be your family! I...
Samn Damn Thing Every Time
I can list the compliments I’ve gotten from guys over the years on one hand. This includes compliments from guys my age, as well as ones from creepy, old motherfuckers. They are: 1. You’ve got beautiful eyes 2. You have a lovely smile It’s gotten to the point where I’ve heard both of these so many times that they’ve stopped having any meaning. Also, apparently,...